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Nihilist Toothpaste

Nihilist Toothpaste

There's so much silliness and backwardness in this world. Don't disguise the truth with disgusting flavors and odd colors! Simply let toothpaste be what it really is - toothpaste. Get serious and keep that white smile.

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